Hallucinogenetics

Race:  Underworld
Coach:  Astrosimian
Description
The Hallucinogenetics were formed from ex-slaves and failed experiments of clan Moulder in a bid to bring Blood Bowl glory to Hell Pit.

Years of torment, biomanipulation and exposure to warpstone left its mark upon the players and they turned to illicit, mind-altering drugs to dull the pain and cope with their miserable lives.

It wasn't long before the players started using before (then during) matches, coaching staff turning a blind eye to the abuse; if a player thinks he's a ravenous minotaur instead of a fluffy bunny, so be it.

 
Hallucinogenetics team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Nov. 25th, 2017
Stupid Troll and Stupid Skulls.
Hallucinogenetics - Ostland Bulls (MBBL Season 16, Round 7)

The Hallucinogenetics got their fourth win of the season thanks to solid defensive play. (which we were thankful for as, sadly, our offense was a bit... lacking)

The Ostland Bullsí blocking was almost as sad (several times they were caught unawares, seeing skulls) as the attention span of Brokentooth the troll. His teammates state that he spent 50% of the match muttering to himself that he was too good for LOS duties, that he was now a star ball handler after his performance last match.

The teamís divisional future now rests in hands higher and wiser than ours.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Nov. 15th, 2017
The Quick and the Dead
Hallucinogenetics - Rising Zelophehads (MBBL Season 16, Round 6)

With speed, solid play and a bit of razzle-dazzle, the Hallucinogenetics manage their third win of the season.

Kudos go to players Brokentooth and Skeer Ampisilin in securing the win while Nuffle did the majority of the heavy lifting.

Special praise from the fan club goes to goblin Ehllisdi for stomping Halazar Cruor into paste with a few (dozen) well placed kicks.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Oct. 17th, 2017 - old news
A Series of Fortunate Events
Hallucinogenetics - Skye Rawr! (MBBL Season 16, Round 5)

Prayers at the altar of Nuffle seemed to have paid off, giving the team a surprise win against the powerful orcs of Skye Rawr.

Stadium inducements allowed the Hallucinogenetics to hire the Smashrip father and son duo which, combined with the injured players the orcs were missing, helped close the strength gap between the two teams.

Our teamís instincts for self preservation kicked in and they were able to avoid the worst of the orcís blows.

Kudos to rookie Tzaraath Leprae for scoring the winning goal of the game off a pass from 'Skinner' Slice-Slice.

Linerat Ebotar Enzimeís contract has been placed on waivers and he has been transferred back to Hell Pit. We wish him well in his new career as a test subject.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Sep. 19th, 2017 - old news
Bloodbath!
Hallucinogenetics - Black Smoke Popes (MBBL Season 16, Round 4)

We faced the Khemri in a very bloody match which, for the first half, went quite well for the team.

Unfortunately, the Khemri bashing power was too much for us to withstand and mounting casualties meant defeat.

A 40oz of Warpstone Ale will be poured for Carcinoma Angels and a glass of tepid water for Otto Klabe.

In related news, tryouts are open for a new Blitzer.
- Astrosimian
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
MBBL Season 15
Playing in:
MBBL Season 16
Trophies won:
none



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