Hallucinogenetics

Race:  Underworld
Coach:  Astrosimian
Description
The Hallucinogenetics were formed from ex-slaves and failed experiments of clan Moulder in a bid to bring Blood Bowl glory to Hell Pit.

Years of torment, biomanipulation and exposure to warpstone left its mark upon the players and they turned to illicit, mind-altering drugs to dull the pain and cope with their miserable lives.

It wasn't long before the players started using before (then during) matches, coaching staff turning a blind eye to the abuse; if a player thinks he's a ravenous minotaur instead of a fluffy bunny, so be it.

 
Hallucinogenetics team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
July 8th, 2018
A Perfect Season (Of Fail)
Hallucinogenetics - Hexoatl Missionaries (MBBL Season 17, Round 7)

The last match of the season against the Hexoatl Missionaries produced yet another loss for the Hallucinogenetics.

Truly outclassed, we found it hard to match the strength and skill of the saurii and nigh impossible to get grips with the slippery skinks, who were able to scoop up loose balls and score with impunity.

The one good result of the game was that we were able to secure corporate sponsorship for this match, bringing in much need cash. As a result, the team was able to hire a new troll for LOS duties. Please welcome Hum Durgeon to the squad.

To round out our abysmal 0-0-7 record we also managed to secure both the Most Fragile & Leaky Cauldron “trophies”.

Hopefully a season in Silver Division will allow us to develop the team a bit more (not to mention keeping them alive).
- Astrosimian
 
 
May 21st, 2018 - old news
Penultimate Match
Lonely Mountain Marauders - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 17, Round 6)

Another loss that almost was a draw.

We were unfortunately forced to play elfball against the dwarves as their skill forced us our offense to quickly pass the ball instead of a more methodical screening advance downfield. As well, our defense had to constantly pressure the dwarf cage. Never a fun prospect.

Our thanks go to the Smashrip father and son duo for holding the LOS against the dwarves and cheers to new thrower Malorrak Cytosine for an excellent debut match.

Fortunately casualties were light, just two goblins; one out for the rest of the season and one - Stomponato - killed. (As per the goblin’s last will his retirement fund is to be donated to the Viking Home for Injured and Maimed Players)

But unfortunately stadium officials seemed a bit tight doling our match winnings, so our chance of hiring a new troll before next season starts is very slim indeed.

Next up, possible chance to be a Gold Coin spoiler?
- Astrosimian
 
 
May 4th, 2018 - old news
Recovery Game
Hallucinogenetics - Banded Lizards (MBBL Season 17, Round 5)

Despite losing management is happy with the outcome of the match.

No players died, no long term injuries. Two players - Kyrote Plassmid and Burnycutcut - improved their skill sets and we made enough cash to start filling gaps in our roster.

Things are looking ok. Crap. Dwarves up next.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Apr. 20th, 2018 - old news
#$@*+&%!!!!!
Imperious Snotballz - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 17, Round 4)

Sigh.

4th straight loss.
2nd dead troll.
1st important player killed.
Not enough cash in bank to replace even one of them.

Thank god for whisky.
- Astrosimian
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
MBBL Season 15, MBBL Season 16, MBBL Season 17
Playing in:
MBBL Season 18
Trophies won:
MBBL Most Fragile: MBBL Season 17
MBBL Leaky Cauldron: MBBL Season 17

  

  



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