Hallucinogenetics

Race:  Underworld
Coach:  Astrosimian
Description
The Hallucinogenetics were formed from ex-slaves and failed experiments of clan Moulder in a bid to bring Blood Bowl glory to Hell Pit.

Years of torment, biomanipulation and exposure to warpstone left its mark upon the players and they turned to illicit, mind-altering drugs to dull the pain and cope with their miserable lives.

It wasn't long before the players started using before (then during) matches, coaching staff turning a blind eye to the abuse; if a player thinks he's a ravenous minotaur instead of a fluffy bunny, so be it.

 
Hallucinogenetics team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Sep. 6th, 2018
A Game of Two Halves
Hallucinogenetics - Dawnstar Draugr (MBBL Season 18, Round 3)

The schizophrenic nature of the team reared it’s ugly head today.

During the first half, the players performance was admirable: the defense was solid, holding back their opponents and almost preventing the undead’s first TD; Hum Durgeon took on both mummies but kept getting back up after every hit; players refused to go down or their armour held when they did.

Second half: we were simply outperformed, outmanoeuvred and outclassed, letting the Dawnstar score THREE defensive touchdowns while the team simply imploded.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Aug. 24th, 2018
Two Teams Walk Into a Bar...
Imperious Snotballz - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 18, Round 2)

...and forgot to come out in time to play the match.
- Astrosimian
 
 
July 24th, 2018 - old news
Party Rats are in the House Tonight!
Ratskin Renegades - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 18, Round 1)

The season 18 opener was a special event with a prematch party sponsored by James Squeel brewery and Buryem AG pharmaceuticals.

In a show of racial solidarity, the Ratskin Renegades were invited to the festivities. Unfortunately, their constitutional fortitude seemed a bit... lacking and it showed in their game play. (Ratskin star runner, Scratch, suddenly left the match at quarter time and spent the rest of the match with his head buried in a bucket. It seems the guy can’t handle his Purple Drank.)

Early casualties inflicted gave us the numbers advantage including Tzaraath Leprae’s solid hit on The Barron, which took the marking specialist out for the match and Malorrak Cytosine inflicted a potentially career ending hit on rookie Renegade blitzer Veskit.

The Hallucinogenetics’ goblins were in high spirits, fouling with wild abandon and stunning various Ratskin players an impressive eight times!

Next match is a chance for revenge against the Imperious Snotballz.
- Astrosimian
 
 
July 8th, 2018 - old news
A Perfect Season (Of Fail)
Hallucinogenetics - Hexoatl Missionaries (MBBL Season 17, Round 7)

The last match of the season against the Hexoatl Missionaries produced yet another loss for the Hallucinogenetics.

Truly outclassed, we found it hard to match the strength and skill of the saurii and nigh impossible to get grips with the slippery skinks, who were able to scoop up loose balls and score with impunity.

The one good result of the game was that we were able to secure corporate sponsorship for this match, bringing in much need cash. As a result, the team was able to hire a new troll for LOS duties. Please welcome Hum Durgeon to the squad.

To round out our abysmal 0-0-7 record we also managed to secure both the Most Fragile & Leaky Cauldron “trophies”.

Hopefully a season in Silver Division will allow us to develop the team a bit more (not to mention keeping them alive).
- Astrosimian
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
MBBL Season 15, MBBL Season 16, MBBL Season 17
Playing in:
MBBL Season 18
Trophies won:
MBBL Most Fragile: MBBL Season 17
MBBL Leaky Cauldron: MBBL Season 17

  

  



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