Hallucinogenetics

Race:  Underworld
Coach:  Astrosimian
Description
The Hallucinogenetics were formed from ex-slaves and failed experiments of clan Moulder in a bid to bring Blood Bowl glory to Hell Pit.

Years of torment, biomanipulation and exposure to warpstone left its mark upon the players and they turned to illicit, mind-altering drugs to dull the pain and cope with their miserable lives.

It wasn't long before the players started using before (then during) matches, coaching staff turning a blind eye to the abuse; if a player thinks he's a ravenous minotaur instead of a fluffy bunny, so be it.

 
Hallucinogenetics team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
May 21st, 2018
Penultimate Match
Lonely Mountain Marauders - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 17, Round 6)

Another loss that almost was a draw.

We were unfortunately forced to play elfball against the dwarves as their skill forced us our offense to quickly pass the ball instead of a more methodical screening advance downfield. As well, our defense had to constantly pressure the dwarf cage. Never a fun prospect.

Our thanks go to the Smashrip father and son duo for holding the LOS against the dwarves and cheers to new thrower Malorrak Cytosine for an excellent debut match.

Fortunately casualties were light, just two goblins; one out for the rest of the season and one - Stomponato - killed. (As per the goblin’s last will his retirement fund is to be donated to the Viking Home for Injured and Maimed Players)

But unfortunately stadium officials seemed a bit tight doling our match winnings, so our chance of hiring a new troll before next season starts is very slim indeed.

Next up, possible chance to be a Gold Coin spoiler?
- Astrosimian
 
 
May 4th, 2018
Recovery Game
Hallucinogenetics - Banded Lizards (MBBL Season 17, Round 5)

Despite losing management is happy with the outcome of the match.

No players died, no long term injuries. Two players - Kyrote Plassmid and Burnycutcut - improved their skill sets and we made enough cash to start filling gaps in our roster.

Things are looking ok. Crap. Dwarves up next.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Apr. 20th, 2018
#$@*+&%!!!!!
Imperious Snotballz - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 17, Round 4)

Sigh.

4th straight loss.
2nd dead troll.
1st important player killed.
Not enough cash in bank to replace even one of them.

Thank god for whisky.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Mar. 15th, 2018 - old news
Another Loss
Raiders of Zharr - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 17, Round 3)

The team racked up another unfortunate loss today.

Despite the result sheet, the match was closer than closer than it appeared as, despite a hard fight by coach Harper’s mob and mounting casualties, we kept the press the were many times that we came very close to achieving a draw.

Many thanks to Skryre engineer Krot Shockwhisker for helping patch up our players enough to keep going.

Kudos to Kyrote Plassmid for his first ever injury inflicted.

Next up, we face the Imperious Snotballz. With a full team.
- Astrosimian
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
MBBL Season 15, MBBL Season 16
Playing in:
MBBL Season 17, MBBL Season 18
Trophies won:
none



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